The Cosmo Life
Is it still possible for me
To live the Cosmo life?
Live it up in the “fast lane…”
Underalls to flatten my flaws
and let me
go as bare as I dare in black bikini underwear.
(I wonder if I could ever be
like that hussy on Page 33?)
doll-size waist….impeccable taste
whirly hips….sensuous finger tips
a taut little tush
all dramatically draped and shaped
in a one-shoulder, matte jersey dress
with shirred front drooping to a split
and rhinestones glittering in her ears!
(Oh, I carry too many years)
What about the zestiest gal in the zodiac?
Aquarius or Sagittarius?
Will they ever cease
catering to their partners’ every caprice?
Leo or Scorpio?
Your lovers need a country retreat
to watch the daffodils unfold.
Could I be
romantic and witchly intuitive?
(Hey, I’ve got a few years left to live!)
So I’ll just follow the columnists’ advice
Shape up those lips!
Work out those nails!
Tone up those eyes!
Of course I can live the Cosmo life
I ’m just not sure it’s worth all the strife!